In the interest of volume, I’ve put together a bare-bones, ratings-only list of films with brief reviews to be filled in later. I also felt the need to switch to a 5 point system instead of a 10 point system, as my reviews tend to skew towards higher ratings. Here’s more-or-less how I see the system:
5 = An amazing, engaging, and/or moving film
4.5 – 4.9 = An excellent or exceedingly entertaining film with very few or no flaws
4.0 – 4.4 = A solid, good film
3.5 – 3.9 = An OK film
3.0 – 3.4 = A mediocre, though not terrible, film
2.5 – 2.9 = An irritating, flawed or unentertaining film
2.0 – 2.4 = A poor film
0 – 1.9 = A terrible and/or offensive film
Again, seeing as how I tend to skew higher, I honestly can’t think of any film (that I have seen) to which I would rate between 0 and 2.4. I will continue to tweak these ratings over the next week.
50 First Dates – 3.9
Across the Universe – 3.9
The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension – 4.8
Akira – 4.6
Aladdin (1992, Disney) – 4.4
Amadeus – 4.7
American Pie – 2.5
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy – 4.6
Batman (1989) – 4.3
Be Kind Rewind – 4.4
Big Fish – 4.5
The Big LeBowski – 5
Bram Stoker’s Dracula – 4.8
Brazil – 5
Buena Vista Social Club – 4.1
Cars – 4.3
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005) – 4.2
Clash of the Titans (2010) – 3.0
Dark City – 4.4
Death at a Funeral (2007, not 2010) – 4.0
The Departed – 4.4
Die Hard – 4.0
Dinner for Schmucks - 3.2
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb – 4.7
El Laberinto del Fauno (Pan’s Labyrinth) – 5
El Orfanato (The Orphanage) – 4.5
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind – 4.5
Everything is Illuminated – 4.7
eXistenZ – 4.5
The Fall – 4.8
Fantastic Mr. Fox – 5
Fight Club – 4.2
Finding Nemo – 4.4
Garden State – 4.4
Ghostbusters – 4.4
He’s Just Not That Into You – 2.6
Hellboy – 4.4
Hercules (1997, Disney) – 3.7
Hot Fuzz – 4.5
I, Robot – 3.5
I’m Not There – 4.0
Idiocracy – 4.3
The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus – 4.5
In Bruges – 4.3
Inception – 4.7
Inglorious Basterds – 4.5
Intacto (Intact) – 4.5
Interstella 5555: The 5tory of the 5ecret 5tar 5ystem – 3.9
Juno – 4.0
Kill Bill (Volumes 1 & 2) – 4.5
The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters – 4.4
King Kong (2003) – 3.8
Krull – 4.4
Kung-Fu Hunstle – 4.5
Labyrinth - 4.5
The Ladykillers – 4.3
The Last Samurai – 4.0
Leon: The Professional – 4.5
The Lion King – 4.3
Little Miss Sunshine – 4.0
Madagascar – 3.5
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa – 3.7
Marie Antoinette – 4.2
Mary & Max – 4.6
Meet the Parents – 2.7
Mirrormask – 4.4
Monty Python and the Holy Grail – 4.8
Monty Python’s Meaning of Life – 4.3
Mystery Science Theatre 3000: The Movie – 4.3
The Neverending Story – 4.4
Nueve Reinas (Nine Queens) – 4.3
O Brother, Where Art Thou? – 4.7
One Hundred and One Dalmatians (1961) – 4.3
Persepolis – 4.8
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End – 4.0
Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl – 3.8
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest – 3.9
Princess Mononoke – 4.7
Rango – 4.6
Ratatouille – 4.5
Remember the Titans – 4.1
Return to Oz – 4.4
Rio – 4.0
The Royal Tenenbaums – 4.7
Run Fat Boy Run – 3.8
Rushmore – 4.2
Scott Pilgrim vs. The World – 4.8
The Secret of Kells - 4.6
Semipro – 2.5
Sen to Chihiro no Kamikakushi (Spirited Away) – 4.8
A Series of Unfortunate Events – 3.9
Shaun of the Dead – 4.0
Shrek – 3.7
Shrek 2 – 3.8
Smart People – 3.9
The Social Network - 4.4
Something Borrowed – 2.8
South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut – 4.4
Spriggan – 4.2
Stepbrothers – 3.8
Strangers with Candy – 4.4
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street – 4.5
The Sword in the Stone – 4.4
Talladega Nights – 4.0
Team America: World Police – 3.8
Tekkon Kinkreet – 4.5
Thank You for Smoking – 4.4
The Sword in the Stone – 4.4
Time Bandits – 4.4
Titus – 4.9
Topsy-Turvy – 4.3
Toy Story – 3.9
Toy Story 2 – 4.3
Toy Story 3 – 4.6
The Sword in the Stone – 4.4
Twilight – 3.9
The Twilight Saga: Eclipse – 4.1
The Twilight Saga: New Moon – 4.0
Up – 5
Wall-E – 4.4
Waltz with Bashir – 4.7
Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971) – 4.0